Melon To The Face

Melon To The Face

I warned Gallagher that this day would come. That his nonstop violence towards their brothern was going to come back and haunt him, but he wouldn't listen. Now is the time for the seeds of blood to get repaid. Now is the time for the melons to rise against us.



BAW-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. They sure don't call it the amazing race for nothing.

Wait.

No.

There was nothing Amazing nor Race-like in that clip. It was just funny all around because we got to see what it would look like to get a bullet in the face without the suffering of someone dying.

I'm sure you could do a slow motion thing like that and put the JFK back and to the left audio track on that one scene alone. It's amazing how much it looks like her head just exploded. I also do love the fact that this is CBS's own clip and they're exploiting the shit out of it as a way to promote this otherwise god awful show.

Which, by the way, I have to ask how much she must hate the other person she is with. Forcing her to go on with tossing more melons even though she's probably suffering a concussion. "Well, you know, they don't call it the amazing race for nothing."

Like, can't you take one for the team and throw some melons around while I go to the first aid? I mean, seriously. This is comedy. I'm starting to see why people paid money to go watch Gallagher smash fruits and veggies with a wooden hammer. But I have to tell you, there's something missing when it's just a hammer meeting melon. Compare the video above with the video below..



Gallagher just comes across as being crazy. Where as Melon headshot lady is suffering and you're enjoying every last drop of that one. I guess it helps that it wasn't predicted to happen and it caught everyone by surprise.

The slow motion also helps. In short, this was some funny shit. Ah, good times. Now who's never going to attempt to smash fruit ever again?