Sunday, November 30, 2014

Net Neutrality And Stupid People

Net Neutrality And Stupid People

What the fuck is this shit?!


Fuck the government lobbyist bullshit. Fuck it right in its skull.


On the flip side, I don't think the message for net neutrality needs to be muddled with naked people....
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/9bhv

Either way, fuck that bitch up on top with that stupid lies. 

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Being a Celebrity Chef


Being a Celebrity Chef



Chris here talks about the world of being a celebrity chef.


Thursday, November 27, 2014

That's Amazing - Huell Howser



That's Amazing - Huell Howser




If there's one thing I'm thankful for this Holiday, it's that I live in Los Angeles. And what makes it even better is when a man like Howser shows you the wonderful little things around you.

This Thanksgiving KCET is doing a special on his life that is a pro watch.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

How To Cut Your Turkey

How To Cut Your Turkey

Let Alton Brown make sure that you're looking like a pro on Thanksgiving Dinner with the family.


Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Drunk Doctoring

Drunk Doctoring

This video always gets me to crack up. So hey, if seasonal depression kicks in, you at least have this to laugh at.


Monday, November 24, 2014

How To Drink Your Coffee

How To Drink Your Coffee

It's winter and we all know that in this crazy Southern California freeze, you need some warm liquids in your life. That's why coffee was invented. Also to figure out a place to meet up that random OKCupid dating potential. I mean, let's be honest, you don't want to pay for a first meal when you don't even know if they have the angles going on, you know.

Anyway, there's some proper ways to drink coffee and well, you probably don't know all of them. So here's some folks from the great Pacific Northwest to teach you how to coffee.


Sunday, November 23, 2014

Driving Fast Safety Video With Boobs

Driving Fast Safety Video With Boobs

So there's this safety video... which I'm not sure if it's about safety or if it's more about boobs and the effect that riding fast in a car has on them.



Either way, I guess the air bags didn't deploy. This Holiday season, don't drink an drive.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Max Takes Over My Blog

Max Takes Over My Blog

A long time ago, someone hijacked a little Chicago station and did this..



Ah, that was fun.

Friday, November 21, 2014

McRib Time

McRib Time

So for some reason, the Mythbusters dude sold his soul to the corporate giant McDonalds and is doing these videos...



It seems that he really became too polite and rib bros with the mythbuster guy. because he failed to get to the real questions about ingredients of the bun or the sauce or pickles. all those have dextrose. and it's high up there on the list, combined it must be a ridiculously unhealthy amount. not to mention the corn starch and HFCS as well as soy additives. These ingredients are highly processed and you can tell the moment you bite into a McRib that it's what you're eating. 

No matter what, this food will make you obese. Even more so than just regular over consumption of eating unhealthy.  The MSG hidden under the spices, more sugar in the sauce and sodium benzoate, calcium chloride and potassium sorbate, to name a few, just make this scream that it's not as good as just going out and BBQing yourself.

I mean, let's just also throw it out there, pork shoulder is not a fucking Rib, so why the hell are they calling this that?

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Brazil For Boobs

Brazil For Boobs

It's time again to just veg out and enjoy some music... and boobs, I guess. I don't know. This music video hit my radar and it's a little strange, but I guess Brazil knows what it imports - sex.



and nipple tassels, I guess.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Seeing Stars - The Coke Way

Seeing Stars - The Coke Way

So going back almost 10 years, I remember this coke ad for some reason. Probably because of the skating girl. Let's be honest. I wonder what ever happened to acting career.


Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Craig Fergusion With Alice Eve

Craig Fergusion With Alice Eve

Yeah, I'll miss him plenty.










Monday, November 17, 2014

Disney Ups the Game in making Weddings Unrealistic

We all know that the whole fairy tale wedding celebration notion is equal to what guys see in that dream of having a threesome. Only the reality is much different and much more of a let down. In any case, the Disney Wedding Expo just upped the game in filling the minds of hopeful brides that their Disney Princess wedding will now have some insanely expensive cake to go with it.



Fathers of the Brides, prepare to get your wallet raped.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

OKGO Won't Let You Down with this Music Video


OKGO Won't Let You Down with this Music Video 

Well then, this is one trippy music video. But it's OKGO, so did you expect anything less?



Saturday, November 15, 2014

Wedding Through Fireball Tinted Eyes

Wedding Through Fireball Tinted Eyes

I'm a little confused by this next video. Manly why anyone would be mouth locking with a bottle that has been passed around to everyone. If you're going to do a shot, do a fucking shot. Don't get your herps all over my bottle of alcohol.



Either way, perhaps this will be the last of the wedding anythings for this year now that we're entering the time where it's Thanksgiving and Christmas. No one gets married around that time, right? Besides, that's when the proposals start popping up.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Nerf - Well That Escalated Quickly

Nerf - Well That Escalated Quickly

Now this is what I call a Nerf War


Thursday, November 13, 2014

Interstellar

Interstellar

This film looks amazing, so here's the comic con panel for the upcoming Nolan film that isn't Batman - Which for me is ten steps in the right direction.


Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Craig Fergusion Being Real

Craig Fergusion Being Real

Craig ends his run of being a Late Late Show host soon, sadly. But this is the reason why I love this host more than any other.


Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Harry Potter Vs. The Wizarding World

Harry Potter Vs. The Wizarding World 

Oh hey, it's a mash up.


Monday, November 10, 2014

The Hunger Games - Staying Hungry

The Hunger Games - Staying Hungry

Well, despite losing a key actor, this is shaping up to be rather good looking, even with the PTSD stricken Katness


Sunday, November 9, 2014

That's, Like, Just Your Pinball Machine, Man

That's, Like, Just Your Pinball Machine, Man

I'm a little surprised they still crank out pinball machines left and right, but hey, this one is one I would love to just have in whatever we call Mancaves in the future.



This dude abides.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Alton Boils Your Eggs

Alton Boils Your Eggs

Yup, this is awesome.


Friday, November 7, 2014

The Steaks Are Good

The Steaks Are Good 

This will want to make you go out and get some steaks for tonight, cause.. yeah, that's some good looking eats right here.


Thursday, November 6, 2014

Avengers Age of Ultron

Avengers Age of Ultron

I think I just ruined my pants.



It looks pretty damn amazing.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

God Help The Girl - A Belle and Sebastian film

God Help The Girl - A Belle and Sebastian film

Well if this doesn't look down right great.


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Better Call Saul

Better Call Saul 

You better call Saul


Monday, November 3, 2014

Adventure Time's Gritty Reboot

Adventure Time's Gritty Reboot 

This was pretty gritty


My Simpsons Couch Gag is Tooooooo Big

My Simpsons Couch Gag is Tooooooo Big 

A few weeks ago I tuned into The Simpsons. Something I haven't done for a while now and I'm not sure why this particular episode caught my attention in wanting to catch it. In any event, I turned on the episode and the typical couch gag was really... well, it was strange beyond belief.



Who put Don Hertzfield in my Simpsons? And man, that was surreal to be clicking in to. I mean, that was really a mind fuckery of epic proportions for your average Sunday night Animation Domination line up.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Let's Do The Time Warp Again!

Let's Do The Time Warp Again! 

It's that time once again, when we do the time warp again and jump back in time to an hour. Yup. You get the sleep in just a little bit tonight. So hey, knock yourself out, why don't you. You get an extra hour to sleep and enjoy that hour that you lost back in Spring.

So LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!




Saturday, November 1, 2014

It's A Dead Man's Party

It's A Dead Man's Party

Who could ask for more? Everybody's coming leave your body and soul at the door...



Yeah, tomorrow is my most sacred Holiday of Dia De Los Muertos. Or to you gringos, that Spanish dead person Christmas. I love it. A day to honor and pay tribute to the dead. The folklore is that they rise for one day and walk among the living. So leaving their favorite food near their grave site is a must.

On this, the first time I celebrate my father, it's sort of an important thing to me. I would have liked to have done an alter for him at Hollywood Forever, but that's in the cards for another year when I can properly prepare for it.

So for all those you have lost recently... or whenever, really. Just know that today is a Dead Man's Party.