Wednesday, April 30, 2014

GoT Parody And Expanded

GoT Parody And Expanded


Here's a little remix version of whatever is a sort of parody song of others using GoT references.




Now here's a Frozen parody


I mean, it seems like it's topical now that THe World of Ice and Fire, a guide to Westeros is popping up in bookstores. Now you can find

The excerpt deals with Aegon the Conqueror and his conquest of Westeros, and particularly with all the fools who didn't just roll over when Aegon decided to unite the Seven Kingdoms under his rule. Here's a taste:
The Westeros of Aegon's youth was divided into seven quarrelsome kingdoms, and there was hardly a time when two or three of these kingdoms were not at war with one another. The vast, cold, stony North was ruled by the Starks of Winterfell. In the deserts of Dorne, the Martell princes held sway. The gold-rich westerlands were ruled by the Lannisters of Casterly Rock, the fertile Reach by the Gardeners of Highgarden. The Vale, the Fingers, and the Mountains of the Moon belonged to House Arryn . . . but the most belligerent kings of Aegon's time were the two whose realms lay closest to Dragonstone, Harren the Black and Argilac the Arrogant.
Well then, we may not have a new book to read in the story of the current happenings in Westeros, but we can enjoy a little history. Nothing beats history!


Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Katy Perry Wants to Ruin Your Birthday

Katy Perry Wants to Ruin Your Birthday 

But you know, I wouldn't mind if she showed up to mine. Just saying. I mean, it would make sense that she would try to ruin mine, but let's face it. Mine seems to get ruined some way or another without the help of Katy.




I chuckled

Monday, April 28, 2014

Cooking With Oreos

Cooking With Oreos

Kogi truck owner Roy Choi shows us a little trick you could do with chicken, some crushed up Oreos and late night cravings.


Sunday, April 27, 2014

Alton Brown Saves Your Mustard

Alton Brown Saves Your Mustard

Alton Brown is one of my heroes. Mainly because I fucking love science and he taught me how to cook using it. So in this instance he provides some helpful advice on what to do with making your mustard life a little easier.


Saturday, April 26, 2014

Breaking Frozen

Breaking Frozen 

Okay, this just put a smile on my face.


Friday, April 25, 2014

X-Men Days of Future Past

X-Men Days of Future Past

Damn, this film is looking so damn good.


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Trader Sam's

Trader Sam's 

Trader Sam's is tucked away in the Disney Hotel area of Downtown Disney. It's a bit of a secret in that it's not that crowded compared to the rest of the area. Add to that, it's a true to form tiki joint that has some of the best tiki drinks and tiki experience you could ever ask for.



It's a bit of my home away from home and if I have an annual pass on a given year, you know I will be stopping by here after I dealt with the park madness. Ol' Ron knows how to take good care of you.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Your In-Flight Moment of Comedy

Your In-Flight Moment of Comedy

So this happened on a plane with people on it and all that jazz.


Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Science and Smelling Fresh with Old Spice

Science and Smelling Fresh with Old Spice 

I'm not one to pander to advertisements. Sure, I watch MadMen, but ads are something I seem to not watch many of given my viewing tactics of just simply watching streamed stuff.

In any case, I did think this ad was pretty fucking funny and a nice nod to those old science shows. Reminds me very much like LOOK AROUND YOU


Monday, April 21, 2014

Girl Talk At Coachella

Girl Talk At Coachella

Since you probably don't want to be at that trend-setter hipsterville land of overheating and tons of alcohol Coachella. Here's a little piece brought to your comfort or your computer.


Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter


Happy Easter



This is going to be pretty much obscene, but you know what, fuck it. with Easter being such a religious hijacked holiday, we need to get it back to the roots of it being a sign of fertility and procreation. And you know what, nothing says that more than this little video of Kate Upton doing what she does best - Being damn sexy



Yeah. I'm going to need a moment.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Welcome To Easter Bunny Hell

Welcome To Easter Bunny Hell

These Easter Bunnies will fuck your shit up and haunt you in your sleep.




















Yup, welcome to the nightmare of vintage easter rabbit costumes from hell.

Friday, April 18, 2014

The Happy Pappy Rappy Song

The Happy Pappy Rappy Song

So.. this rap exist.



No, but fucking seriously... go get your beaver checked, ladies. Cancer is not something you want to be surprised by.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Oh Kristen Bell, You're So Great

Oh Kristen Bell, You're So Great

Great, another fucking FROZEN post, is probably what you're saying. But bare with me, this one is Kristen Bell being her adorable self and doing a song from the film. What more could you ask for?


Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Batman The Animated Series - 20 Years of Nostalgia

Batman The Animated Series - 20 Years of Nostalgia 

Batman The Animated Series is now 20 years old. If it wasn't already for the fact that I had my 34th birthday this past week, I would feel incredibly old. But then again, I grew up with Batman The Animated Series as the go-to Batman.

So this little new short was a trip down nostalgia lane



God damn, that is good stuff.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

14 years in 4 minutes

14 Years in 4 minutes

In this day and age with the advancements of basic technology, it does leave the ability for parents to be far more annoying about capturing those everyday moments of the children they crank out. But in some cases you can make something interesting out of the regular stuff.

Like this little 14 years of growth summed up in 4 or so minutes. 



I'm sure in another two or three years she'll be over this and wonder why mom keeps taking pictures of herself. It's okay, momma. You could just sub in all the selfies she'll be taking of herself if she ever decides to stop.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Fargo

Fargo

This Coen Brother's movie turned Television show is rather strange of a concept, but shit if this trailer doesn't make it look so gosh darn exciting, ya' know.


Sunday, April 13, 2014

Everybody Poops - Just Not The Same

Everybody Poops - Just Not The Same

For example, for men, there's no shame in their game. Women on the other hand.... Well, their poop sometimes doesn't stink for a reason.


Saturday, April 12, 2014

What Teachers Really Think

What Teachers Really Think

In honor of a special day tomorrow for a certain teacher I care about, here's this little piece about teachers and the reality that they're a very poorly paid baby sitter that also has to come up with lesson plans for your stupid children.



Yeah, we need to change some stuff about society asap.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Superman Goes GoPro

Superman Goes GoPro 

I'll fully admit that this is a lot better take on Superman's flight than I have seen in film. Not to mention that it's a creative way to do it. Bravo to these fine gentlemen.




Thursday, April 10, 2014

Pin Up Done Easy

Pin Up Done Easy

I'll admit it, I really like the look of pin up culture. The dresses and the hair style. I dig it. So here's a little something for you ladies to put together in the hair do department to turn those heads with three day old hair.


Wednesday, April 9, 2014

I'll Miss Stephen Colbert

I'll Miss Stephen Colbert

In 2015 when he takes over David Letterman's spot in the late show, the death of Stephen Colbert as we all know him will be upon us. No more fake right wing Bill O'Reilly parody. But I guess that's not a terrible thing. I mean, look at this man interview Neil Degrasse Tyson as "himself"


Tuesday, April 8, 2014

The Draft Punk is Falling - Strong Bad Meets Daft Punk

The Draft Punk is Falling - Strong Bad Meets Daft Punk

Well, if this isn't just something utterly amazing. Enjoy.


Monday, April 7, 2014

This To Shall Pass

This To Shall Pass

A trip into my mind... or how I keep it from crumbling lately.


Sunday, April 6, 2014

Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Ascending

While we wait for Star Wars Episode 7 to surface in how questionable it may be, we get this summer time science fiction picture by none other than the Wachowski'... um. siblings.



It has Mila Kunis and Channing Tannum, so it's bound to get some appeal by the fans of those two actors, but more to the point, it looks really good.







I gotta say, Mila is looking mighty cute in that poster. Or perhaps I just really like that pattern of shirt. I dunno. Either way, I'm looking forward to this flick.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Well Now, This is a Wedding Invite

Well Now, This is a Wedding Invite

I mean, this is boss style, yo.

Bambo + Janice Epic Wedding Trailer from Major Diamond Productions on Vimeo.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Get Happy on Roller Skates

Get Happy on Roller Skates

Now that it's near my birthday, I'd like to just put a clip of gals roller skating, since apparently that's one of my fascinations these days.



That's the stuff. But let's put it out there, the original 24 hour version of this song also had a roller skating gal in it skating in Downtown. And man, was she a looker.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

How I Settled for Your Mother But I Really Want to Bang Your Aunt Robin

How I Settled for Your Mother But I Really Want to Bang Your Aunt Robin


You know what, I'm just going to pretend I live in a universe where this was the final cut of the series How I Met Your Mother



Yeah, that's a lot nicer feeling.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Winter Is Pretty Much Done With, Summer is Here, Ned Stark

Winter Is Pretty Much Done With, Summer is Here, Ned Stark

With only a few more days before we see more of what Game Of Thrones has to offer us this season, how about we wet that appetite just a little with a taste?


Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The Internet Is Broken Today

The Internet Is Broken Today

If there's one day that you shouldn't believe anything you read online, it's today. April 1st is the one day when every website this side of... well, anywhere starts to crank out their April fools jokes. Some are creative, some aren't. But who am I to judge?

Well, google picked up the ball and ran with the idea this year and cranked out this little new job title and job search..


Got to admit, it's pretty creative. Not to mention that it actually functions. Very strange, but that's April Fools for you.

Get My Goat

Get My Goat

Oh man, yeah, this is amazing.